Cancelling Plans Excuse Generator.
I stole this from Mattew Keith on the Book of Face, because it greatly amused me. And now it can amuse you.
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I stole this from Mattew Keith on the Book of Face, because it greatly amused me. And now it can amuse you.
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"This is going to sound crazy, but a sad clown found my box of human teeth." Who else BUT a sad clown would find that? Too plausible. "I know you're going to hate me, but my Tinder date gave me syphilis." Now, that is outlandish. First prize!
As someone who reluctantly agrees to social interactions and then spends the entire time leading up to said social interactions desperately hoping for
a. Cancelation and or
b. An excuse not to attend
I greatly appreciate this tool.