British Officer Fitness Reports.

Anyone who has ever had to write an evaluation, or been subject to one, might enjoy a quick browse of some cruel but amusing reflections on the British officer class over at strategypage.com.

Personal faves include

He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

But this one is pure and perfidious old Albion in it’s snooty derision:

Technically sound, but socially impossible.

The rest are here.