Betty's Burger's Lobster Roll.

I saw this bad boy last night, coming out of the gym at West End, where there is a Betty’s within a minute’s walk.

I exited the same gym today, and needing some protein I decided to place one within my possession and my tummy.

It didn’t look so much like this as it did a couple of chopped up crab sticks on a Woolies brand brioche bun.

Yes, we all have opinions about that.

The lobster content was generous, if obviously thawed from the freezer. And I ate it quickly enough that the brioche didn’t have a chance to disintegrate.

It was fine.

And geo-strategically satisfying.

Your move, Xi Jinping.