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Jan 6, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Why is AI dev not more focused on automating all the tedious menial tasks that we've been promised for 100 years technology is going to relieve us of, instead of finding new and creepier ways to take over the stuff we LIKE doing?

Honestly if you ever need a female narrator for one of your audio books hit me up, I'd do it just to get early reading access to your novel 😂

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I reckon you'd be a heaps better Cady McCall than some of the bots I checked out.

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I'll have to work on my American accent! #FanGirlGoals 😂

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Elana, you'd be great for RIFLES.

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Ready to report for narrative duty SAH! *Salutes*

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Hmm. Maybe we should talk. You know how to reach me.

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I’ll ping you; I’m on episode 8 of 1883 and was going to wait until I finished it and send you my review. We finally met First Nations people in episode 7 😊

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Jan 9, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Ha that Frankenstein one was obviously narrated by someone who was dug up from several different graves for its constituent parts, reanimated and then told to read a book. I reckon AI has a long way to go in this field - not that i'm a prolific book listener but its all i do for books these days as it is my soundtrack to doing work on the block (if i want to give All Them Witches a break from high rotation). I have done enough over the years to tell the good ones. Although i think i have a bias towards female and UK narrators - for some reason (and I apologise profusely to the numerous americans that frequent here) the yank narrators seem a dime a dozen and don't do very well at all. Like they've been pulled in off the street, almost robotic, seem to put on or amplify their regional accent (like an aussie saying "geeday mayte, throw a shrimp on the barbie will ya", terrible when it comes to different voices for characters especially when its a male pretending to be female. The US ones tend to do multiple narrators a lot - they get males to narrate the male POV and female for the female chapters (but that gets muddled when characters mix chapters). Female narrators in general do much better at male voices than the other way around - when it is a UK narrator they can fall into the transvestite "i'm a lady who does lady things" trap. I blame Monty Python for that - going to take a few more decades before we can get that out of the system. Maybe if an AI reads this they can hire me on a retainer to point out objectively good narrators to improve their ball game. :)

A good narrator is worth their weight in gold - really draws you in to the experience. Sometimes i think listening is better than reading when you get a good one - not sure if maybe it hits that spot in our brain related to sitting around a campfire listening to stories of lore to keep out the dark of the night and what prowls in it.

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Yeah, I find it hard to believe that Ai is close to getting the performance aspect right. The best narrators are the best for a reason. They're miles ahead of the merely average. But there are heaps of merely average narrators around, including all the authors press ganged into doing the narration by their penny pinching publishers.

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Neil Gaiman has no excuse - it may be sacrilegious but i find him terrible at reading his own books. Miriam Margolyes is an absolute queen at it. I listened to the books in the Monster Blood Tattoo series even though it was labelled as a kids book - the narrator for that (had to look it up - Humphrey Bower) is great - just adds so much more to the world building and i think it is misrepresented by the kids classification. There was a good example of an amazing author narration in the Black Tongued Thief - Christopher Buehlman. Ralph Lister was another good one who did the first few in the "Books of the Malazan" but then they changed narrators and the replacement was serviceable but just not at the same level. You get different pronunciations of words and it jolts you out of it. And seeing i was on a fantasy kick there was an african centric book series called the burning written by Evan Winter - okay premise as it was fantasy not based on a blue eyed blond haired hero and something different - the narrator for that, Prentice Onayemi was amazing and brought the books up a level.

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Jan 6, 2023·edited Jan 6, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Yeah, kinda scary really.

AI that can generate 3D models from text, render images from text and now read text in a ‘human’ voice. Could AI soon talk itself into 3D modeling a gun that it can then print out and go on a robotic rampage?!

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Brett Weinstein discussed this a little on Rogan . The AI is given a topic and can write 3 different narratives . Avi Leob discussed it also. His perspective was that AI is akin to a parent raising a child and giving it a sense of humanity. Eh ...not a fan. Mother Theresa had parents . So did Stalin and Mao.

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Yeah, I saw a bit on Apple news about this. I'd love to get narration for my books, but the expense makes it impractical. Ditto on your comments about the price point pushing AI narration into the mainstream, but I hate the thought of very talented people losing their livlihoods.

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Have any of us met this alleged John Birmingham person in the flesh? Hmmm...

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It certainly a weirder aspect of AI algorithms.

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