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Alcoholic Vodka

John Birmingham
Jan 5
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Alcoholic Vodka

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Via Daring Fireball. The most honest alcohol advertising ever. From the AV website.

This product is extremely harmful to your health and can cause a variety of serious diseases. If you for some reason have to drink it, please drink responsibly. There are many great alternatives to this hazardous beverage.

Alcoholic Vodka is made from pure Swedish spring water. However, it is just as bad for you as any other vodka. Harmful use of alcohol is responsible for the disabilities and poor health of millions of people, and it contributes to over 3 million deaths each year globally.

And the video at the end.

OMFG.

I would have bought the shit out of this as a young fucking idiot.

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