A total Karen with zero chill.

[Bill H]

Looks like I would need an Enigma type code breaker to get through more than a paragraph or two .

[Andrew Reilly]

ROFLMAO

Spot of googling later:

So that Redit post was in 2021, and it inspired a GitHub to crowd-source teh whole thing. But of course it did: https://github.com/typoes/harry-potter-gen-z/blob/main/book_1/chapter_1.md

That first chapter goes by "Harry Potter and the Smart-Ass Stones", according to the Makefile that produces ebooks...

The next ones are:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ratios

Harry Potter and the Locked-up Dude

Harry Potter and the Chug Jug of Fiya

[Elana Mitchell]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ratios is "lit" if I have my yooful lingo correct 😂

[Michael Barnes]

I read and enjoyed those awhile ago. Added bonus no $ from my reading ended up in the maximum TERF's pocket.

[Formerly Known as Simon]

there's also a mildly entertaining parody that actually got published called Barry Trotter and the Philosophers Scone. I chortled at the bit about the philosophers scone (or as it lays out for the americans: Barry Trotter and the magic biscuit).

[Uncle Murray]

I think the niche film production companies from the San Fernando Valley made their own version too.

[Drew Sanderson]

Have you seen Scottish Harry Potter?

[insomniac]

Please tell me it's in the style of Malcolm Tucker...

[Drew Sanderson]

I've only really sussed out the first page - https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/90j7q4/first_page_of_philosophers_stone_in_scottish/#lightbox

[Currently known as Simon]

OMG.....