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Jan 26Liked by John Birmingham

I submit, Your Honour, it was very hot and humid in Brisbane today and I was wearing a fur suit.

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Jan 26Liked by John Birmingham

I don't know what you're talking about JB, I just see a lovely pool in a tropical garden, with a native Domestic Pool Lion in the centre of the frame. What dog are you speaking of? 🤔

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Jan 26Liked by John Birmingham

Gee, my water bowl seems to have grown. Wasn’t anything to do with me, I was just standing here minding my own business. Honest! 😁

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I'm just wondering how he managed to operate the pool gate, you know, with the lack of opposable thumbs. A dog that clever deserves a cool dip.

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He haass kom to kleen ze pool??

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Shakes head. No, nothing to see here. Please move along.

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I see you have a new poolboy.

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