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Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

I'm prepping for the end of times by building a road side bicycle stand empire. They can pay my staff in lettuces, offer me money and get a bullet in the knee. Cant ride a bicycle to freedom with a bung knee.

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Bill H's avatar

Used to throw out the old lettuce and other fermented treasures to the Pygmy goats and pigs . Never let a thing go to waste and all that.

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Michael Barnes's avatar

"Still, it’s an excellent opportunity to prepare for the collapse of food chains, civilisation, etc., as climate change gets away from us in the next decade or so..." this is funny, in a laughing at the gallows kinda way.

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John's avatar

I just wonder who put the lettuce in the beer crisper.

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Aunty Lou's avatar

Wombok...never notice the difference (sort of)

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Naut's avatar

At least with brown bananas you can make banana bread

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John Birmingham's avatar

Yeah, but then you gotta actually make it. In my post apocalyptic fantasies I just take all the banana bread I need from my enemies.

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

Jeez JB it's not like making banana bread is hard!

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