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Michael Barnes's avatar

I'm definitely getting a Ernst Stavro Blofeldvibe from the photo.

Potato Shaped Man's avatar

My cat LOVES sitting directly behind my head on my recliner. And whacking me in the face with his tail.

I also bought him a very expensive new cat tree for christmas and the little shit has flat refused to use it. His old one was broken, had a distinct lean, and a wobbly top section. It was well past its lifespan when I rescued it from the side of the road when I unexpectedly adopted Mr Bastard several years ago.

He also got a top of the line ceramic drink fountain but still howls at me while I am in the shower to make the sink tap work so he can get water all over his head while pretending to drink.

Cats.

Elana Mitchell's avatar

My cats have discovered the joys of tap water and hop into the bath to demand access to their favourite new drink every time I set foot in the bathroom. Then I have to follow them downstairs to let them out the front door to toilette in the garden, since going out the cat door to the back courtyard is apparently unfathomable.

All of this despite having a fancy filtered cat fountain to drink from, which probably gives them better quality water than I drink 🤷‍♀️

Elana Mitchell's avatar

New Editing Cat(tm) is clearly taking her supurrvisory duties very seriously. I imagine she was given a very detailed and firm handover by your current supurrvisors. Don't think absconding from their sphere of influence means you're off the hook JB 😾

Steve's avatar

If you ever read "starter Villain" by John Scalzi, a lot of cat behaviour makes sense.

We are currently cat less for a couple of reasons including life expectancy but provide pet sitting services to family all across the United States.

Get busy and post some new chapters.

Robert Grenader's avatar

You’re being played. It’s a battle of wills, you vs the Fuzzball. Tony: You will loose.

Bill H's avatar

She appears to be mildly mesmerized/ annoyed by the glare

Colin McFarland's avatar

Cats love lying on keyboards (well our two do at least). So watch for that..

Justin's avatar

you've got the makings of a villain right there with that cat behind your noggin. Perhaps a short story of villainy with a white cat getting up to some (pedestrian type) no good in Hyde Park in the summer could be added to your cannon?

Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

we house sat a cat recently but it was displaced to live with us. She was an "outside" cat that was forced into being an "inside" cat and she adjusted with zero problems. (also, i took a bit of a break from online, came back to find substack was the only one that required age verification. WTH substack!)