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Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

Apocalypse supervisor: “Did you get him out of the house?”

Apocalypse functionary lvl3: ”I tried, but nothing is working. I even started with a big storm to ruin his domicile”

AS: nodding in agreement “good choice, its usually a sign even humans can’t miss, then what happened?”

AFlvl3: “I sent a plague of workmen, you know how annoying their tools are. But that didn’t work either. So I went with a dead possum in the wall”

AS: “hmmm, bit specific and usually works in groups greater than 3 to guarantee, but seeing budget cuts are still in effect I can see why you only used one”

AFlvl3: “my last move was to take down the broadband. But he just pulled out a tablet like thing and kept going”

AS: “there’s nothing else you could have done. Humans will ignore even the most obvious of signs”

Michael Barnes's avatar

honestly did you desecrate a shrine or something?

John Birmingham's avatar

I knew I shouldnt have built my over over that old Indian graveyard.

Dave W's avatar

Do you have the OCR thing, so the handwritten text can get digitised?

Dave W's avatar

I tried it on my handwriting. The results were .... not great

John Birmingham's avatar

My handwriting is terrible, but my blocky printing is fine